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Mar
31
Let me just tell ya: welcome
Amy

Welcome to Magpie and Muttonfly’s new home!    It’s so exciting … I know. 

Special thanks to David Hollander, of SparkWeb Interactive, for his tireless help.  If you have never worked with me where technology is concerned, you have NO idea.  I tend to have weird things happen.  Seriously.  My very presence has been known to produce technological anomolies.  While I like to think it’s due to my magnetic personality, I’m thinking it may be more along the lines of technology is against me.  All the same, David got me up and running quickly, he answered all my questions, and went above and beyond the call of duty – I would highly recommend his services for your next website project. 

A few things …

  • Check out nighthawk3’s photos on Flickr (see linked pics at the bottom of the page).  As it stands now, I plan to highlight a different artist each month; this of course depends on whether or not I actually let go of nighthawk3’s photos.  They are so rich and gorgeous and full of character.  Sigh.   
  • You can now access my Amazon store directly from this site.  Just click on the “Finds” tab. 
  • My old site will be linked to this one until all the content has been moved over. 
  • After endless complaints, you can now comment to your heart’s content; unless, of course, I don’t want to hear what you think and then I can close comments.  Technology.  It’s a beautiful thing …  

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Mar
29
My life: blasted germs
Amy

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The evil germs that have been infiltrating this city for months now, finally took me down.  And to think I felt capable of avoiding such catastrophe.  After all, I remained stoic, while friends and family dropped like flies. 

I must admit, I wondered; one day they would mention a cold, the next thing I knew they were out of circulation for days.  What kind of cold takes you out for days?  Well now I know – the kind that obviously signed a pact with the devil, that’s what kind. 

I’ll spare you the details because, let’s be serious, no one really cares.  But to give you an idea of how bad it got – Friday I was folding clothes when I heard the ice cream truck drive by.  I burst into tears.  Yeah, I don’t know either …

On a bright note – there is a plus to being a light-weight.  I can’t sleep on my own accord in this dreadful state.  So I hauled out a Smirnoff sample.  That one 50 ml Smirnoff Green Apple Twist lasted two nights.  4 swigs – just a little num-num – was all I needed to sleep for hours.  It was a beautiful thing.  Sigh. 

Now, if only I can have a miraculous recovery by tomorrow.  If not, jury duty’s going to be even more fun than usual.  For me and everyone around me …

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Mar
24
Let me just tell ya: fashion?
Amy

Here is a good example of why I will never be considered a Fashion Diva:

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I do not look at the above sandal and think fashion.  I look at it and think, “What in the hell is it?!!!”  A medieval torture device?  Summer footwear for the Roman Legion?  The mere thought of putting that on my foot gives me the creeps.  I get claustrophobia just looking at it.  I mean really, isn’t the whole point of a sandal to give your foot some breathing room?  Why – oh why – would you want to shackle your foot in up to your knee?  It gives whole new meaning to the phrase, a slave to fashion …

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Mar
23
Let me just tell ya: OK, NS!
Amy

We think we’re all cool with our texting abbreviations – like we made it all up or something.  Well, let me just tell ya, it’s KY; that’s know yuse to you – or, you know, no use. 

Comical abbreviations were a fad that began in Boston, 1838, and moved to New York and New Orleans the following year.  Some of the abbreviations were straight forward:  GT (gone to Texas) or SP (small potatoes).  Others took the lead of humorists of the day, using exaggerated misspellings:  OW (oll wright) or KG (know go).     

While most of these abbreviations barely survived a generation, there is one infamous exception.  OK was first printed in Boston’s Morning Post March 23, 1839.  Sure, we may have forgotten what the abbreviation stands for (oll korrect), but we understand the meaning all the same.     

So you see quirky abbreviations are nothing new; it’s their usage that has changed.  I guess you could say the main difference between the two is that our texting abbreviations are an offshoot of laziness; the abbreviations of yesterday – an offshoot of wit.  

And with that, NS (nuff said). 

Note: There are many stories concerning the origins of “OK” – most can be refuted.  The information, above, was included in a series of articles by Columbia University professor, Allen Walker Read, published in the American Speech journal in 1963 and 1964.  Professor Read’s research seems to have passed the test of time.

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Mar
22
My life: don’t panic!
Amy

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I decided to do my part to aid the ailing economy today.  I was chauffeuring my mom to church this morning – happy in my own little world – when I heard her say, “Are you going to stop?!”  This, of course, brought me back down to reality.  But instead of breaking, like a rational human being, I panicked and gunned it.  Right through a fence. 

Really, if you think about it, it was rather impressive the efficiency with which I accomplished it all.  In a matter of seconds I managed to fly through the air, smash through a wooden barrier, reverse, pull back into the parking spot, shut off my car and start crying. 

Of course, I had to explain my plight to my friends.  The conversation went something like this:

Me: Who drives their car through a fence?

Mom: You.

Kristi: Don’t feel bad, I’m sure a lot of people drive through fences – Francine, you’ve driven through a fence before, right?

Francine: [deer-in-the-headlights-look]

Mom: We’ll take that as a no. 

Kristi: Well, it wasn’t your fault, there should be barriers of some sort.

Mom: There is.

Jen: She ran over the barrier.

Kristi:  You did?

Me:  Flew right over the top. 

So now a family gets a new portion of fence; a friend will earn some business; the church will get some free writing; and some point down the road the auto body shop will have a new customer (they make cars so cheap nowadays – I mean really, you can’t even even drive through an old rickety fence?! C’MON!).  It’s a win-win really. 

But here’s the thing that gets me.  Just this morning I was perusing the paper when I caught sight of a headline regarding a car being driven into a storefront.  I didn’t even read the article; I just thought, “What an idiot!”  Yeah, well who’s the idiot now my friend? Who’s the idiot now …

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