So, I’m at the store the other day when the following DVD catches my eye …

No joke!  This is a real-life, honest-to-goodness movie from 1979.  Who knew?  Not I, apparently.  Now that I do know, however, I must say that cover is some good times.  I mean really … “The Villain” … they may be smiling on the outside, but one is low-down-and-dirty on the inside.  Chances are this film is nothing but cornball … and yet, I think I must.  I can’t help it.  It’s drawing me in.  Must.  See.  The Villain.    Now would probably be a good time.  After all, some movies are so much better when you’re either deliriously tired or, you know, on some kind of medication …