Magpie and Muttonfly

Within the women’s restroom of IKEA – in Örebro, Sweden – is posted the following sign:

Roughly translated it reads:  Holy Moly Joly!  Did you forget your feminine products?   Simply exit this restroom, waltze through the cafe, the second half of the store, past check-out, and when it’s your turn at the info counter, we’ll be happy to assist you. 

Yeah, that’ll help …