Magpie and Muttonfly

So, how are your resolutions coming along?  I read somewhere that most people have completely given up on resolutions by January 12th.  January 12th?  Seriously?  As in twelve days into the new year and suddenly everyone is just ready to bag it; they’re done?

Given those statistics, I’m doing swell.  Of course, I have but one goal:  get my act together.  But isn’t that actually several goals, you ask?  Shhhhh, don’t tell me!  I figure every year I set several goals and fail; but if I roll them all into one goal, I can trick myself into thinking it’s easy!  One little goal … that’s all I have to accomplish …  

Time will tell, but I’m thinking I may be a genius.  Pretty sure.