After approximately a full pot of coffee, a half a cup of hot chocolate, and a few almonds thrown in for good measure, I mustered the courage to visit Walmart.  Desperate times call for desperate measures.  You see Walmart – of all places – is the only store I’ve been able to purchase Curly Sexy Hair without ordering online. Since I’m not so very fond of shipping fees nor Walmart, I tend to try new products ad nauseam.  Typically, said products make my hair too smooth and limp or it looks something akin to this …

Yowza!

I don’t think I need to tell you, this is bad.  Very bad indeed – even for a writer.  So, when I can take it no more, I trek to Walmart.

Such was the case today. Only when I reached the hair care aisle, Straight Sexy Hair had replaced Curly Sexy Hair. Apparently you can’t get away with curly hair even in Walmart. 

*sigh*

It’s a sad day my friends, a sad day …