Crisis of the curl

After approximately a full pot of coffee, a half a cup of hot chocolate, and a few almonds thrown in for good measure, I mustered the courage to visit Walmart.  Desperate times call for desperate measures.  You see Walmart – of all places – is the only store I’ve been able to purchase Curly Sexy Hair without ordering online. Since I’m not so very fond of shipping fees nor Walmart, I tend to try new products ad nauseam.  Typically, said products make my hair too smooth and limp or it looks something akin to this …

Yowza!

I don’t think I need to tell you, this is bad.  Very bad indeed – even for a writer.  So, when I can take it no more, I trek to Walmart.

Such was the case today. Only when I reached the hair care aisle, Straight Sexy Hair had replaced Curly Sexy Hair. Apparently you can’t get away with curly hair even in Walmart. 

*sigh*

It’s a sad day my friends, a sad day …

5 Comments

  • kristi
    12 March 2010 - 1:56 am | Permalink

    You know, we are going to be very dissappointed if your hair doesn't look like this the next time we see you! :)
    Someday I will pick you up and take you to Walmart at midnight. It really is MUCH better!

    • Amy
      12 March 2010 - 6:22 am | Permalink

      UGH! Did you just say Walmart and midnight in the same sentence? I’m getting green just thinking about it …

      • kristi
        12 March 2010 - 9:33 pm | Permalink

        Don't be surprised if you hear a knock on your door some night (and I mean midnight)

  • Jill E.
    12 March 2010 - 5:28 pm | Permalink

    I agree with Kristi. Although, I would add that Walmart anytime after 8:00pm is still a huge improvement.

  • kristi
    12 March 2010 - 9:34 pm | Permalink

    Thanks Jill! We are totally right!

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