Magpie and Muttonfly

{CAUTION: chips have been known to enlarge the size of your caboose}

You’ve no doubt heard people blame satan for dreadful world events.  Well sometimes I think he resides in the little things … like potato chips.  If you’ve ever tasted one of Archer Farms Greek-Inspired chips you know what I’m talking about.  They’re so good they’re positively sinful. 

Oh sure, they look innocent enough.    Just like any other thick-cut potato chip.  So you try one.  And before you know it, you look down, the tenth bag is empty, your butt no longer fits in the chair, and you’re wondering what in the hell happened! 

Now I’m not telling you forgo such a treat.  No sir, I am not.  As a matter of fact, I do believe I’ll serve them for lunch today.  They’ll go perfectly with the turkey, avocado, and Jalapeno ranch sandwich my friend and I will be eating … before we attend a matinee of the movie that shan’t be named.

All I’m saying is do proceed with caution; you just can’t be too careful with things like this … especially on a day like today. 

And with that, my friends …