When meeting family members for breakfast and unrolling your silverware–if you look down and happen to notice a chunk of something-or-other plastered to the prongs of your fork do grab a member of the waitstaff immediately, if not sooner. At the very least, put the defiled utensil far, far from reach. Otherwise, those light and fluffy buttermilk pancakes will beckon you, thus loosening all tethers to reality. Before you know it you’ll be placing a freshed-whipped-butter-and-warm-maple-syrup drenched bite in your mouth. Pure bliss–until you realize what that bit of goodness arrived upon. At which point, it’ll be much too late. You’ll just have to chalk it up as extra fiber or building immunities or something because explain though you may, people tend to frown upon a tableside gag and puke.