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Mar
05

My friend Kim and her four kids went out “Auntie” Amy yesterday. The auntie who obviously has no children of her own – who couldn’t figure out the dadgum carseat belt, covered eyes each time a hat went on, ran into displays with the cart, checked the 8-Ball to see if things are going to look up (yes, most definitely). Still, they were good sports - even Kim, when the conversation of her 3-year-old turned into something like this:

Logan: Mom, when I have a purse …

Kim: Boys don’t have purses.

Me: Unless you move to Europe, then you might have a man purse.

Logan: So, when I have my man purse …

Kim and me (in unison): Oh my word – he did not just say man purse! *hysterical laughter (which may or may not have been emitting solely from my corner of the van)*

Unfortunately, I cannot tell you what the poor fellow was trying to say.  Lord knows he tried to make his point; this, of course, included starting over – and saying “man purse” -  multiple times.  Eventually his older brothers could take it no longer and yelled, ”It’s a backpack!  It’s called a backpack!”

Right, yes, it’s true … a backback … you’ll call it a backpack.

As long as he remembers that last bit, we’ll be fine. Pretty sure.

Mar
02

My cousin Jen married her High School sweetheart last Saturday. It was a lovely wedding, filled with white twinkling lights, tulle, and red rose petals. Her sister sang, her father performed the ceremony and almost – just almost – made it through without choking up. His baby girl was getting married.

The evening was a blur of hugs and camera flashes. True to form on my father’s side, family members surrounded us one minute, the next, they were gone – a fine example of exit en masse. Then there were two, said my mom.   

With that, the only thing left to do was head for the dessert table. On the way we greeted my great uncle. He looked at us, blinked, and said, Oh, I didn’t recognize you. You see, the last time he saw my mom at a wedding he chortled and said, We’re all getting older aren’t we… Therefore, this opening line was my cue to exit. Without so much as a ‘how are things’ I turned on the balls of my feet and walked away, quickly, before he had time to utter, We’re all getting fatter aren’t we …

Of course, by the time we made it to the food, three grapes and an apple wedge were all that remained for the chocolate fountain; but there, at the end of the table, were three cupcakes waiting just for us. Mmmm… cupcakes …

My favorite part of the evening, however, was the Father/daughter dance. I have a soft spot for father/daughter dances; there’s nothing quite so precious as a girl dancing with the first man she ever loved. But this one was special. You see, a great deal of the people present were at one time or another Assemblies of God – that may be Holy Roller to you. Dancing, in the Assemblies of God, is wrong … so very, very wrong. If you want to take the fast track to hell, drink wine – add dancing to the mix and you might as well grow red horns right then and there because it will happen. Oh yes, my friends, dancing is just that bad.

Yet they danced all the same. First the bride and her dad; then slowly, father-and-daughter by father-and-daughter, others joined in. They were young and old, practiced and not-so-much. Some didn’t build up the nerve until the very end, but they did it. They may have bumbled about, not having a clue what they were doing, but their daughters didn’t care.

As I sat there watching them dance I knew if Jesus had been sitting there, in person, He would be smiling too. His first miracle, after all, was turning water into wine at a wedding. Some try to explain that away as well – he wasn’t yet matured, wine was the only safe beverage to drink. But I think it was something more. I think He knew the key – holiness is available for the taking in good times and  in bad, in religious acts and everyday. Yes, we most often see it in prayer and fasting, in worship and outreach. But if we pay attention, we’re just as likely to catch a glimpse of holiness on a dance floor, filled with the purest of love, and the sweetest of laughter.

Feb
25

For us here in the Boise area, the morning greeted us with a cover of dense fog; since my commute consists of shuffling from one room to the next, I kinda like it.  So here I sit, sipping hot cocoa with fresh whipped cream and cinnamon, visualizing a day of great productivity.  You will not believe the things I plan to accomplish today.  Of course, I’m also sitting here typing a blog post of absolutely no value whatsoever … so there’s that

Feb
22

Went out with friends on Saturday.  We walked over to Moons for lunch, where we ate Bleu Moon burgers and sweet potato fries – yum.  We perused shop windows, where we gaped and giggled at items such as funky red and yellow shoes that gave nod to their bowling cousins.  We loved them (okay, two of us loved them; the other two pretended not to know us).  And since we were still a bit early for the show, we meandered into the Boise State store.  Being a friendly lot, we greeted the cashier before zig-zagging our way to the wee apparel.  I had just voiced my displeasure over the fact that they didn’t have a grey and blue football jersey similar to the pink one when when I felt a tug on my coat sleeve.  Oddly enough, that’s about the time I heard a crash.  I looked down to find a comperjogged shelf, and bottles and blankets strung about the floor.  I just stood there, blinking.  It couldn’t possibly be me, right?  There was no tripping, no sweep of my large purse.  I didn’t flail; I didn’t swear.  So you’re telling me a coat sleeve caused the calamity?!  C’mon!

Of course, as my friends so kindly pointed out, the shelf was made of wood, the bottles plastic – even the blankets remained sweetly tied with ribbon.  We had only to crawl on all fours to retrieve the items – quickly, before the girl came back to see what-in-the-world was going on.  

So as humiliating episodes go, I guess you could say this one was a winner!

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Feb
15

I’m thinking this Valentine’s weekend may have been one of the best.  I know, I know …  I should totally be the one hosting Valentine’s Day Sucks parties, but I just can’t seem to do it.  I can’t be a hater.  It’s not that I haven’t tried, mind you, because I have.   Last Friday for instance, I walked right into the grocery store fully anticipating a wave of depression – I even made certain my step was slowed and my eyes downcast, just to get the full effect.  But alas … reds and pinks caught my eye, the scent of flowers assailed me, fanciful chocolates captured my heart, and I couldn’t help but smile. 

I, my friends, am a lost cause when it comes to Valentine’s Day.   I hope the same might be said of you.

Now, onto President’s Day …