I was perusing the ads – not because I have money to spare, mind you; but simply because I feel intense pleasure from looking – from deciding what I would buy, if I did, indeed, have the money to buy it. So, perusing ads … I come across a bra that boasts 62-different ways to wear it. Sixty-two, my friends. Now, admittedly, I do not get out much – but still, sixty-two ways to wear a bra?! Normal, racerback, halter, strapless, one shoulder, the other, front crisscross, back crisscross, backless, plugging neckline … hat? Earmuffs? I’m at a loss! Even if you do know the plethora of options, you probably need a detailed user’s guide to get ‘er done. Like getting ready in the morning isn’t hard enough? Obviously, I’ll be sticking with the less-advanced options – money, or no. The other is just too … scary.
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Tell me about it!! I'll stick to the norm! I've tried them all and the basic is always the best!
Okay, here is a great bra news story. There aren't too many of them, so I knew you would want to see it. http://www.startribune.com/nation/43443617.html?e…
Oh my word! That’s the best … EVER!
I feel like we should have a girls-only day where we try to figure out at least 50 ways. That may have to include the earmuffs option.