1. Thanks for making me laugh!

    I have ended up staring at the condom shelf myself…somehow it is always when I'm trying to be inconspicuous…never works…

  2. Car dealerships are not for the faint of heart. Lately, I have become emboldened by my customer status, and I simply turn off the television. Oh, the power of it.
    I am never bothered by old high school friends. I moved about 2,000 miles away. They can only invite me to reunions which I never attend. If you don't feel like moving, here's another solution: wait about 50 years and they all get old and die off.

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