I’m not an Australian, mind you, but I did visit once. Many moons ago, I visited Australia with an outreach group. We stayed in a red light district (who knew they really had red lights?), fed kangaroos, and held koala bears. While other groups were suffering for the Lord in Africa, we were lounging about on white sand beaches – amazed that women could be okay being nekked … IN PUBLIC.
I also dated an Australian once. Okay, I went on one date. And that hour before the movie started was one of the longest of my life. Long story short, the fact that I had been to Australia and he was from Australia was the only thing we had in common.
So yeah … me and Australia … we’re tight like that.
*If it was still the 26th in Australia. Which, chances are, it isn’t. But if it was.