After approximately a full pot of coffee, a half a cup of hot chocolate, and a few almonds thrown in for good measure, I mustered the courage to visit Walmart. Desperate times call for desperate measures. You see Walmart – of all places – is the only store I’ve been able to purchase Curly Sexy Hair without ordering online. Since I’m not so very fond of shipping fees nor Walmart, I tend to try new products ad nauseam. Typically, said products make my hair too smooth and limp or it looks something akin to this …
Yowza!
I don’t think I need to tell you, this is bad. Very bad indeed – even for a writer. So, when I can take it no more, I trek to Walmart.
Such was the case today. Only when I reached the hair care aisle, Straight Sexy Hair had replaced Curly Sexy Hair. Apparently you can’t get away with curly hair even in Walmart.
*sigh*
It’s a sad day my friends, a sad day …
You know, we are going to be very dissappointed if your hair doesn't look like this the next time we see you! 🙂
Someday I will pick you up and take you to Walmart at midnight. It really is MUCH better!
UGH! Did you just say Walmart and midnight in the same sentence? I’m getting green just thinking about it …
Don't be surprised if you hear a knock on your door some night (and I mean midnight)
I agree with Kristi. Although, I would add that Walmart anytime after 8:00pm is still a huge improvement.
Thanks Jill! We are totally right!