While perusing the shoe department, should you and your friend ever be tempted to take up the benches of one aisle with the remnants of your lunch, it would behoove you to rethink. One, it’s just not fair to the poor girl trying on the highest heels she can find in an effort to feel tall, all while attempting to balance on one leg like a flamingo desperately trying to catch some zzz’s. Since you obviously don’t care about the misfortunes of those around you, when a stray, snot-nosed little boy sneaks a drink of your soda while you’re not looking, we’ll not say a word. But we will laugh. Oh yes, we will.
So, a little courtesy–it goes a long way.
HAHA – that's hilarious
That stray little boy has me snorting with laughter.
Lol!! You have the funniest stories, Amy! I always enjoy your “Helpful Hints” 🙂
Thanks, Maddy! 🙂
Ha! I love it! How about the shoes? Did you get adorable shoes?
Alas, spending freeze you know. But, I tried on some adorable shoes–four inch heels and they were even comfortable! Pity I had to leave them behind . . . sigh.