hould you ever be assailed with a sudden case of gastric distress in the midst of a public arena, do take a moment to survey your surroundings before giving way to dastardly deeds. You might take a stroll out of doors, maybe hole up in a restroom–but do not, I repeat, do not lift your leg and let one fly. That temporary moment of relief can only last so long when you realize there are, indeed, people within close proximity. People who will give you the evil eye, while frantically typing away on their laptops.
And just like that, your life will sound a warning to others.
So have a little control–once it’s out there, you can’t take it back . . . which is most unfortunate for us all.
This helpful hint was brought to you by the guy sitting at the table next to me at the Toyota Service Center. Good times all around, that.
And the drop cap–Jessica Hische, of the Daily Drop Cap.