hen you need to get from one side of the train tracks to another whilst traveling broad, and the doors of the lift open wide to display a floor arrayed in cardboard pieces, do not–I repeat, do not–step foot inside. If you do you’ll soon realize the powers that be tend to let pee be. Of course, by then it will be much too late. An odor most foul will singe your nostrils, tears will spring from your eyes, and you’ll gag–possibly multiple times–before stumbling your way to the sanctity of fresh air.
So take the stairs. Even if you have to carry 50 pounds of luggage or a stroller with the child strapped in, take the stairs.
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